About Me (part 3, or 25 things)
100 things about me? Nah. Fine, maybe other blogs are doing it. Oh well. 25 will have to do for now:

1. I need to remain anonymous online
2. I kill people for a living.
3. I think I’m pretty good at it.
4. I’m professional about it.
5. I don’t kill children.
6. I don’t use explosives.
7. I don’t kill people with families in their own homes.
8. Brand new parents tend to be off limits.
9. I don’t have a problem with my conscience.
10. I do have one.
11. I have a bad dating history.
12. I don’t have friends I can talk to openly.
13. I hate when conversations begin with “so what do you do for a living?”
14. I hate always having to lie about it.
15. I’ve done a lot of work through temp agencies.
16. I really hope I never have to do that again.
17. I have a cat.
18. His name is Walther.
19. I tend to pronounce it Walter when I have company.
20. I have company fairly rarely.
21. My father is dead.
22. He was hit by a drunk driver.
23. My mother is alive.
24. I see her most Sundays for dinner.
25. I live in a tiny apartment on the South Side of Chicago.

So there's some basics about me, all at once. This will have to do for a FAQ. Besides, there aren't really any frequently asked questions anyway.  
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